She's cute now, sure, but soon will come her terrible twos, where Grande will also learn to scream "I don't wanna!" at the top of her lungs and likely figure out that anything she can throw can be a weapon

BUT HE'S SO KA-YUUUUTE.

Yeah, that made me freak out a bit.

I dunno, it looks like it's judging me or something for poor life choices.

Or a legit and common phobia.

yeah mark you really dropped the ball on this one

Spider Misandry!

This is an important discovery. That being said, science may never determine how many repetitions of the chorus of "Tootsee Roll" it takes to get to the center of madness.

Ya haven't seen "Pride and Prejudice," I take it.

That'll clear up all your mysteries right there.

I remember an interview from about the late 80s or so—she was talking about how badly she needs EVERYONE to love her even more than she loves herself and how desperate she is for approval. She said something to the effect of how if 1000 people saw a performance of hers and 999 of them thought she was the most amazing…

It disappoints me to see this too. I'll always be a fan but the desperation, I just can't defend it anymore. I mean, this 1990 Madonna would be rolling her eyes beneath the monocle at the current version.

SHE'S SO THIRSTY.

She is a starbacks cup with cat ears, who cant enunciate and likes big black balls.

I love cooking, and one of the best things about being married is having someone else around to eat my food, but it does seem a bit oppressive at times. I like to keep it on an even keel by naming my dishes after famous feminists. Such as my Lucretia Mott Marinara Sauce or Sojourner Truth Spicy Chicken Chili or…

I got one back in 2003 replacing a pretty good Shark; had ferrets as pets at the time, it was 'kinda gross' hot much more came up in that first vacumn! Still using, no 'consumables'...

If you don't have rugs and/or carpets, it's probably not worth the expense (and I have one, but I have several large area rugs). I am very happy with it. Works great and we've had it for many years.

I have four cats and three children. We have a Miele and I love it. I stayed away from the Dysons because they seemed heavy. We had been buying a vacuum maybe every year and a half and they just could not cut it. Our Miele has stood up to everything. DIRT WARRIOR. We have mostly hardwood too, but this also does…

We have one and love it. It's great on the wood floors and it kicks ass on carpet.