Pretty much. But damaging cars as a form of amusement is kind of a shitty thing to do. The rest of it is just me being a little unreasonably grumpy.

Seconded. Love, a current teacher.

Operative word here being "assholes". So true. That's what they are.

I believe that is correct.

Oh I think I could give Hugh Laurie a run for his money in those little toxic packets. I get that they're a preservative but do we REALLY need them in boxes of toddler shoes? Because toddlers love things they shouldn't eat and when my kid got a bunch of pairs of shoes for Christmas finding these things before she…

Yeah I figured this would happen. Just trying to mitigate haha.

Goats are mean assholes. Good luck playing with them.

Two snaps to the guys who wrote this and a couple more for their flashy wreath.

I think they need to learn what the acronym means, it literally translates to "answer please" (if I recall).

I'm so excited. My husband bought me the Han Solo costume dress from Think Geek for Christmas. When someone at work asks me why I showed up to work dressed like Han Solo I'm going to say "because you're suppose to dress for the job you want...."

If she's that strong, I would prefer she just carry me around, Arianna Grande-style.

Don't be ashamed, be proactive and cut that type of behavior down in every male-exclusive social circle you are a part of. It's time for us males to realize sexist, ignorant and/or downright predatory attitudes aren't to be shunned only when women are around to judge us. That shit is unacceptable, and every fucker…

You know you done fucked up when your own mother is happy you weren't home for Thanksgiving.

In the spirit of Doge:

LA absolutely needs more dog parks. I read that article as basically the confusion of a non-dog owner about dog ownership. I can be very confused about things I do not participate in as well. The Superbowl. Heroin. Cat ownership. All very confusing.

SLOOTJES LOPIK. That's what it says on the crane, and that's what you get for using a crane from IKEA.

Guys, I got an offer on an apartment next to a bus stop, a quarter-mile from my school, fully furnished, utilites included, for only $450 per month. I save $6000 per year on university housing!

My mortifying holiday party experience ended up changing my life completely. It was my first job out of college, it was in my field of choice and I hated it. I was there about 5 months when the holiday party came around. I also happened to be in a horrible marriage, we were young and totally stupid. By the time my…

The holiday parties at my former company were epic. An open bar, a free hotel room and 150 stressed out workers made for a drunken festival.