THE LARGEST PRIVATE PICKLE IN THE WORLD!

Seriously though, I've avoided Houston for ages, maybe this will convince me.

Love Actually, one of the subplots was between two body doubles for an art film.

PS - I am totally wearing my "custom-made crystal head wrap" right now.

ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ADULTOSAUR GOING TO WORK

Crab Man! I had forgotten about that show.

I'm from London, lived in LA for donkeys, and likened Angeleno rain drivers with fragile geriatrics learning to ice-skate on banana peels.

Your disdain for your readership is apparent. The top-voted comment here is someone saying she understands that it's satire and doesn't find it funny. You don't need to explain it again to us.

Ruining otter 681 is a flaggable offense as it is. Being an immature weirdo on top of that is unforgivable.

I DON'T CARE I HAVE A DINOSAUR ENCYCLOPEDIA AND THE TRILOGY DVD SET AND I AM SO EXCITED!

The only sex dream I ever had involving a celebrity was with Jeff Goldblum.****TMI ALERT**** I totally orgasmed in my sleep.

I made dis! :) Everything went perfectly. She is 7 pounds and 10 ounces of screaming, shitting, snotting awesomeness! Also, I love Percocet.

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

Vani Hari is a moron. She knows nothing about science or food and yet her dopey followers swallow any bullshit she foists on them.

[insert blank space video here. all of it. all o f i t]

I wouldn't worry about her not being your friend so much as I would worry that you're going to wind up like the lawyer on Jurassic Park if you aren't careful.

I didn't see it, but the hooligan with my stolen candy bowl is the worst, so wherever he/she was walking with said bowl. You are the worst, hooligan!

Maybe that's what Mona Lisa was trying for.

You know what? That's great!