Oh, that pack is a terrific idea also...I forgot all about that! I believe they really appreciate feeling as if they're doing work, so schlepping a pack does wear them out faster plus their owner doesn't have to do all the work and they get worn-out sooner.

I just love this one!

9, actually. They forgot to count Bruce.

sometimes the news makes me feel like a walking disappointed sigh.

"Wait, wait don't tell me" is my very favorite. It's news and pop culture and a trivia game and makes me laugh like a crazy person on Monday mornings on the way to school.

Neither are vaginas but apparently people are perfectly okay with putting their face holes on them.

Babies just showed up as registered party members? ;)

Just wondering, what do you think is on that nothing burger? Onions, pickles, lies? Or maybe just mustard and rancid assholes?

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Umm, could a Moderator here PLEASE make sure Nerdy Birdy

I might be showing my class, but I'll stick to wine in a soda can, thanks.

If you like it then you shoulda passed the bill on it, if you like it then you shoulda passed the bill on it. Don't be mad that they ain't made a law of it, if you liked it then you shoulda passed the bill on it OH OH OH

when I lived in dorm I made a shelf to feed the crows......they stopped coming after I fed them the wasabi almonds......

It's funny, my entire family and extended family are very liberal and "do what you want" but this baby is like a zombie virus. I would have thought everyone would be focused on new grandbaby, but I was mistaken - they get greedy! Thankfully my dad and stepmother are sympathetic to us and the comments seem to have…

Um, I would not recommend this.

My mother went through a Farm Phase when I was growing up. 120 some odd acres, a lab, a couple husky/St Bernard mutts, numerous quarter horses, a very fancy mule, uncountable random stray cats, and two Great Danes. She also thought chickens would be an excellent idea. Oh my goodness yes, let's do have chickens. Thus,…

RIGHT? Oh my god if I were her I would've spent the past ten years hiding at home for a couple of months, and then going out with one of those fake pregnancy prosthetics. Lather, rinse, repeat forever.

My high school was most concerned with wallet chains. Remember wallet chains? Ah, the nineties.

It only cost $1375? Too bad. It should have cost all the buyer's money, because a person having 30 year old cake whose name is not Havisham deserves to be separated from said money.

I'm working on a project at work. Of the people assigned to this project, I am the only hourly employee, and the lowest-paid (naturally). This afternoon, I was called into the guy running the project (in his defense, he probably didn't realize I was hourly). I get lectured about how I didn't respond to the emails he…