I made dis! :) Everything went perfectly. She is 7 pounds and 10 ounces of screaming, shitting, snotting awesomeness! Also, I love Percocet.

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

Vani Hari is a moron. She knows nothing about science or food and yet her dopey followers swallow any bullshit she foists on them.

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I wouldn't worry about her not being your friend so much as I would worry that you're going to wind up like the lawyer on Jurassic Park if you aren't careful.

I didn't see it, but the hooligan with my stolen candy bowl is the worst, so wherever he/she was walking with said bowl. You are the worst, hooligan!

Maybe that's what Mona Lisa was trying for.

You know what? That's great!

Oh, that pack is a terrific idea also...I forgot all about that! I believe they really appreciate feeling as if they're doing work, so schlepping a pack does wear them out faster plus their owner doesn't have to do all the work and they get worn-out sooner.

I just love this one!

9, actually. They forgot to count Bruce.

sometimes the news makes me feel like a walking disappointed sigh.

"Wait, wait don't tell me" is my very favorite. It's news and pop culture and a trivia game and makes me laugh like a crazy person on Monday mornings on the way to school.

Neither are vaginas but apparently people are perfectly okay with putting their face holes on them.

Babies just showed up as registered party members? ;)

Just wondering, what do you think is on that nothing burger? Onions, pickles, lies? Or maybe just mustard and rancid assholes?

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Umm, could a Moderator here PLEASE make sure Nerdy Birdy

I might be showing my class, but I'll stick to wine in a soda can, thanks.