Hate to be a party pooper on the "time to get a new mattress this ones all melty" front, but it's highly unlikely (read nigh impossible) to set a mattress on fire now. Too many people setting themselves on fire while smoking their post coital cigarettes in the 70s. Also, doesn't everyone know you are supposed to…

Hey thanks for giving me the opportunity to re-live childhood trauma. Because it isn't ghosts I fear, it's these beauties courtesy Encyclopedia Britannica's Fairy Tales from around the World. Thanks for scarring me for life, parents! I still think about the one on the right when I pull my foot out for a cool night…

That's, just like, her opinion, man.

I just sent the MST3K The Touch of Satan link that Mark posted in the Yearbook article to the chromecast and my night improved immediately. I wonder how many beers I can drink before its over.

Her sister is Jamie Lynn and referred to with both names. Like a Betty Sue or Mary Jane. Jamie is their father.

Hell yeah I remember wallet chains. Extra points if they were attached to Jincos. Remember those hideous Doc Martens sandals. I can't believe I wore those. And I credit my super awesome calves with those sandals. They were so freakin heavy it defied logic. Must have put lead in the soles.

Nah, you're not an idiot. It's the end of the week and you're tired and you need a drink.

He won't be a problem for much longer if those felony charges stick. God, I hope they stick. I hope they stick so hard.

Agree with your nope. This elementary school is in Seminole, TX. Never heard of Seminole? Me either (it's due south of Lubbock). The school I taught at in Wealthy Suburbs, Houston didn't give jack shit about hair length. The only thing they cared about was no facial hair and no hats and low hanging pants. This is…

Extra evidence that summer was awesome: got married, bought a house, new job for hubs AND money leftover to buy kayaks once we take possession of said house. Kayaks make everything better.

Our family has a phrase that perfectly encapsulates the entitlement: they think they're hot snot on fine china, but they're really just cold boogers on a paper plate. Classless fucks, indeed!

Oooh. Chewy chickpea chocolate chip cookies. I'm down for that because it sounds delicious and also alliteration. Recipe please? Also, if you've already posted down thread, I apologize as I have not yet read all of the comments.

Yeah, yeah. Great. But what can I rub on my breasts to make them smaller? Inquiring minds want to know.

Because it's hilarious! "Can I take this bikini off now? It's kinda uncomfortable!" BAHAHHHAAA!

I don't doubt for a second that wasn't his intention. But I don't think he'll succeed. Ms. Mack seems smart and driven. She'll push back to get what she wants. And to create a new career for herself if necessary. She's pushing back already with her very brave posts. He set out to ruin her life and he ruined his own…

Don't feel bad about the off the clock actions of this guy. The UFC , MLB, NFL et al are very specific in their contracts about standards of behavior in order to protect their respective brands. It would not reflect well on these sports to allow such behavior to continue and they care to much about their bottom lines…

This article is very well timed. I was driving home from a night shift this morning and that Maddie and Tae song came on. And it was fabulos. I love the way is dissected a lot of the common tropes in country song. Girls in bikinis and shaking money-makers. I really hope the Highway continues this trend because these…

Oh I'm a terrible driver with a lead foot in a city full of rush hour traffic if left to my own devices. However, on sweet stretches of highway I never got better than 34. And with normal city driving it looked more like 28. The parents usually average between 28-35. So not crazy better but noticeable. Also, just an…

Depends on where you live in Texas. My parents live in Houston and have property. It rains often enough that the dirt driveway on the property turns into a mud pit. If you try to drive on that without four wheel drive, you roll the dice on whether or not you get stuck. And it sucks when you have to ask your coonass…

My parents Subaru Outback gets better mileage than my Jetta did (it was an 11 so not old either), so you might want to rethink the terrible gas mileage thing. I'm also really impressed by it, because they can go 500 miles in one tank. I actually just traded my Jetta in for a Passat and Mr. Sattler and I had a…