You’re wrong.

Go home you’re ... ok you’ve skidded off the road and landed in a ditch. Never mind.

emitted a burp from the rear of the Jeep

Could be because everything is new and square. As calipers wear, hubs rust, and tolerances stack up the later pads will wear faster even if they are OEM.

Pretty obviously a tire pressure mixup.  

Stored indoors, wheels off ground.

Looks stuck to me.

Equally impressive was being able to take a left turn in Jersey.

They could call it the Ram 50. 

Not that I own a vehicle with scoops but I gotta ask, wtf does it have to do with dick size?

The flim is for the fast bits, and the flam is for the furious bits.

It’s technically the last of the V8 interceptors.

I definitely don’t watch reality tv. Get better.

Technically, we’re the 21st wealthiest country by median individual wealth, but 2nd in average wealth (after Switzerland).

I like the Demi-Semi.

The “Ok, Boomer” shit, like a lot of our culture, is stupid.

It doesn’t matter what colour, they’ll still not look and will still hit it.

This is not good Jalopnik.

this might be the worst take I have ever heard... I suppose we shouldn’t have seatbelt laws either from your point of view. It is about the government’s power to enforce and protect peoples’ safety, even if they don’t want it. Riding without a helmet is dumb and putting yourself at significant risk for literally no…

I do want this car and I bet the owner is a real piece of work. I'm known at my day gig for being good at dealing with those types (or maybe that's just the only compliment they can come up with for me, but I'll take it) so I'd be all-in. I know it's high and my dad would be going on about 'back when you and I were…