I’m going with CR-Z.

The EV Hummer isn’t just bad, it’s twenty slides bad!

I just like to try and kill people. 

lime yellow

The solution to that is a vasectomy. 

I have a complete tiny violin section for you!

This town sounds like the premise to a Knight Rider episode.

Blue Lies Matter

This is what I realized after like 5 years of passive wonderment

My Vote is Auto Vent Shades:

A professionally developed, well-engineered air intake.

Should be a hatch.

Because no one bats an eye at a 70K diesel truck, but a 10 year old mercedes is “look at that rich asshole”.

“Who owns that piece of shit?!”

“Overlanding” vehicles are such hypercapitalist nonsense. It’s just car camping. Just buy a used SUV and $1000 of camping gear. Entire family is good to go.

Totally, I think that “who gets the commission from which sale” was part of her issue.

All Challengerswithpoliceinterceptorbadges Are Bastards