Ain’t that the shit. No police around, but when my tags were expired, I was pulled over by three cops on one trip to school. Two by the same department.

To be fair (and might make an interesting motor related article), most if not all light standards are designed to be sheared just like the video showed, lowing the chances of fatalities when hit.

It took me four tries to not read it as 2016 Doug DeMuro. To be fair, the 2015 DeMuros were better.

Top ramen.

They already do this with the Trax.

So. Much. BITCHING. “Stupid roof box!” “The Camry of Europe!” “Purist and Rocket Bunny = LOLZ” “Forza is only a passing resemblance of the real track.” “This looks more like plagiarism than scouting.” Fuck each and every single one of you. Someone goes to be creative with a lack of scouting time and uses the tools he…

Official That Guy™ Comment.

Nah, 93 Bonneville, forest green with gold accents.

Another, “men shut up,” post.

<THREAD> I’m now hearing Jezebel is leaking again.

Just get it over with and call it the Canyonero.

Shut up.

Someone in a developing nation could also use the plastic explosives.

“Where’s my car?” “It was fobbed!” “A fobbery?”

Still waiting for the part where the ship gets pulled into a wormhole during a storm and they end up trying to fight the Japanese fleet.

Translated by my co-worker (son of Russian immigrants to America, not a joke)

In soviet Russia, water drink you.

I was with you before that. Now you’re being a prize limpdick.

Barack HUSSEIN Obama can be anagrammed into “rubber”, if you add an extra “r” and ignore a few leftover letters.