“I don’t want to mess around even remotely with anything that feels familiar or feels like it’s been done. I have to go in totally new territory.”

You’re allowed to be stupid and then wallow in it for wasting your money on a shitty company that boned you. Cry me a river dummy.

This comment is dumb as a sack of tackhammers. You’re not a reader are you?

You should tell your hubbie that if his pebble worked fine yesterday then surely it’ll continue working fine today. No need to go spazzing out all over the place like a drama queen over this.

I’ve been looking for a way to make my Challenger heavier!

Gross.

Maybe he is just tying his shoe...

Just shake it, you can get a free Vader sometimes

As soon as I suspect a girl on tinder is a bot I ask her if she wants to rap battle. I seldom get to have a rap battle. :(

That’s because you are insufferable.

I hope he dies because he’s probably going to spend the rest of his live either a burden on every living thing around him or a blight on society who didn’t learn from his stupidity.

He’s in critical condition, but hopefully he’ll pull through.

That quote made me laugh out loud. She may as well have said “the only issue here is the issue here.”

All other issues aside with this situation. She totally was fucking him.

Yes only fuck racist white people, everyone else feel free to be racist.

Are they going to have a black Friday sale now?

“Fuck rasict white ppl”
Nope, nothing ironic about that.

Rotary wiper blades!!! Hahaha.

I wouldn’t say most perplexing, considering we all just read a story about a wheel company that told another human being that they have “cotton out back,” but strange nonetheless