As soon as I suspect a girl on tinder is a bot I ask her if she wants to rap battle. I seldom get to have a rap battle. :(

That’s because you are insufferable.

I hope he dies because he’s probably going to spend the rest of his live either a burden on every living thing around him or a blight on society who didn’t learn from his stupidity.

He’s in critical condition, but hopefully he’ll pull through.

That quote made me laugh out loud. She may as well have said “the only issue here is the issue here.”

All other issues aside with this situation. She totally was fucking him.

Yes only fuck racist white people, everyone else feel free to be racist.

Are they going to have a black Friday sale now?

“Fuck rasict white ppl”
Nope, nothing ironic about that.

WTF are you yammering on about??

Rotary wiper blades!!! Hahaha.

I wouldn’t say most perplexing, considering we all just read a story about a wheel company that told another human being that they have “cotton out back,” but strange nonetheless

Is it just me or is the most perplexing part of this whole affair that there is a company that is known for making special wheels for watercooled Volkswagens when the method of engine cooling has literally nothing to do with the wheels?

probably just one door I imagine a big top one jump on in wait that’s a sunroof

C’mon Raph, get over here and stop hiding behind the camera!

“Mmmhhhh, slipping it in the meat.” (Said in Mr. Regular’s “dirty” voice.)

A nice shiny black car looks fantastic.

An oldie but a goodie, from Jalopniks past.

Pffffttttt! Wood beaded car seat cushions are fantastic. When your car’s upholstery is suffocating ‘60s vinyl and hot weather means your nuts are drowning in pooled sweat, the beaded seat cushion is literally a breath of fresh air. And cloth seat covers don’t do squat for ventilating your back side. Beaded seat covers…