Jalop, the word is jalop.

Um, I’d call that a reward.

Seriously, these people are so dumb. I’m tempted to just get in my spaceship and go to outer space and do my ninja training there instead, just to get away from these freaking liars on the internet.

Did they fix the wind noise issue? I tried to be a good Jalop and buy one of these for my wife but it sounded like we were in a hurricane driving 60mph. Ended up with a CPO Lexus RX instead. This is the whitest comment I’ve ever typed.

Like I said, I’m an automotive aerodynamicist and I tend to think like everyone else is, too. A ZR1 Corvette has a frontal area a little smaller than a Mustang (not much), but my data says it’s Cd is around .450, which is totally normal for modern fast cars. Downforce always costs drag. Always. The Hellcat has a…

If someone wants to go to the trouble of building a 200 mph Mustang, they’re not going to be shy about changing the rear end.

I would write something nasty about the environment, but seeing how I daily a Wrangler and tear up back roads in GT350 on weekends, I will just STFU.

I have said this on this site many times, but CVTs are like condoms, I will not use them.

He anguished at his car in flames, then turned to see his wallet and personal belongings were gone. He turned again, to be greeted with a kick to the nuts. On the ground, he rolled to his side, to see his girlfriend leaving with another man. He rolled over on his other side and came face-to-face with the steamroller.

Are you a Redbull?

Ah memories, when I had my first car it was a 2014 Nissan Versa S+ with the CVT. 105hp 107 lbs of torque but it really only made like 60 on a good day. I hated it. It was terrible to drive, and had no power. My next car a 2009 Mini Cooper S. Lightweight car, it only weighed 2800 lbs soaking wet, and 185 hp was more…

You’re the puppet. You’re the puppet.

The bald statue? Wow. Is that offensive. Its clearly a bust of Wayne Brady and you should be ashamed.

MAYBE IF YOU TYPE HARDER????

1. Honda Accord

Clear plastic body permits boys to see Veronica’s ‘groovy’!

We middle of the road people told you she was a terrible choice for voters overall. You scoffed at us and called us Bernie Bros. Well, guess what, Bernie would have had this wrapped up by now.

I think the reason the ones you worked on kept breaking is because you were putting S-Type parts in them.

First time on a scooter I cracked the throttle back too fast and ended up in a neighbor’s yard after I had hopped the curb. 49cc of fury.

After all this, Tiffany will likely be one of the main suspects if someone shoots Trump by the sun dial in Centeral Park right after he unveils the sunblocker on top of Trump Tower.