probably just one door I imagine a big top one jump on in wait that’s a sunroof

Who is Gizmodo’s editor in chief, Werner Herzog?

C’mon Raph, get over here and stop hiding behind the camera!

I once threw a book at my cousin for being terrible at Metal Gear Solid

“Mmmhhhh, slipping it in the meat.” (Said in Mr. Regular’s “dirty” voice.)

dat overhang

A nice shiny black car looks fantastic.

Here’s a video cued up to a time that actually shows the sync gear in action

Maybe it was pulled off the assembly line early?

I’m more concerned that the example of “amazing body lines” is a Grand Cherokee.

DELORES!!!!

5 bortion is best bortion.

An oldie but a goodie, from Jalopniks past.

“so normal and commonplace that people don’t shame and kill each other over it”

Pffffttttt! Wood beaded car seat cushions are fantastic. When your car’s upholstery is suffocating ‘60s vinyl and hot weather means your nuts are drowning in pooled sweat, the beaded seat cushion is literally a breath of fresh air. And cloth seat covers don’t do squat for ventilating your back side. Beaded seat covers…

Jalop, the word is jalop.

Um, I’d call that a reward.

Seriously, these people are so dumb. I’m tempted to just get in my spaceship and go to outer space and do my ninja training there instead, just to get away from these freaking liars on the internet.

I would write something nasty about the environment, but seeing how I daily a Wrangler and tear up back roads in GT350 on weekends, I will just STFU.

I have said this on this site many times, but CVTs are like condoms, I will not use them.