probably just one door I imagine a big top one jump on in wait that’s a sunroof

C’mon Raph, get over here and stop hiding behind the camera!

“Mmmhhhh, slipping it in the meat.” (Said in Mr. Regular’s “dirty” voice.)

dat overhang

A nice shiny black car looks fantastic.

Maybe it was pulled off the assembly line early?

I’m more concerned that the example of “amazing body lines” is a Grand Cherokee.

DELORES!!!!

5 bortion is best bortion.

An oldie but a goodie, from Jalopniks past.

“so normal and commonplace that people don’t shame and kill each other over it”

Pffffttttt! Wood beaded car seat cushions are fantastic. When your car’s upholstery is suffocating ‘60s vinyl and hot weather means your nuts are drowning in pooled sweat, the beaded seat cushion is literally a breath of fresh air. And cloth seat covers don’t do squat for ventilating your back side. Beaded seat covers…

Jalop, the word is jalop.

Um, I’d call that a reward.

Seriously, these people are so dumb. I’m tempted to just get in my spaceship and go to outer space and do my ninja training there instead, just to get away from these freaking liars on the internet.

Did they fix the wind noise issue? I tried to be a good Jalop and buy one of these for my wife but it sounded like we were in a hurricane driving 60mph. Ended up with a CPO Lexus RX instead. This is the whitest comment I’ve ever typed.

Like I said, I’m an automotive aerodynamicist and I tend to think like everyone else is, too. A ZR1 Corvette has a frontal area a little smaller than a Mustang (not much), but my data says it’s Cd is around .450, which is totally normal for modern fast cars. Downforce always costs drag. Always. The Hellcat has a…

If someone wants to go to the trouble of building a 200 mph Mustang, they’re not going to be shy about changing the rear end.

I would write something nasty about the environment, but seeing how I daily a Wrangler and tear up back roads in GT350 on weekends, I will just STFU.

I have said this on this site many times, but CVTs are like condoms, I will not use them.