He anguished at his car in flames, then turned to see his wallet and personal belongings were gone. He turned again, to be greeted with a kick to the nuts. On the ground, he rolled to his side, to see his girlfriend leaving with another man. He rolled over on his other side and came face-to-face with the steamroller.

Are you a Redbull?

Ah memories, when I had my first car it was a 2014 Nissan Versa S+ with the CVT. 105hp 107 lbs of torque but it really only made like 60 on a good day. I hated it. It was terrible to drive, and had no power. My next car a 2009 Mini Cooper S. Lightweight car, it only weighed 2800 lbs soaking wet, and 185 hp was more…

You’re the puppet. You’re the puppet.

The bald statue? Wow. Is that offensive. Its clearly a bust of Wayne Brady and you should be ashamed.

Is Right Firetruck the new Left Shark? He was off in his own little world there.

MAYBE IF YOU TYPE HARDER????

1. Honda Accord

Clear plastic body permits boys to see Veronica’s ‘groovy’!

We middle of the road people told you she was a terrible choice for voters overall. You scoffed at us and called us Bernie Bros. Well, guess what, Bernie would have had this wrapped up by now.

I think the reason the ones you worked on kept breaking is because you were putting S-Type parts in them.

Too much power for the car it was in:

I’d have to admit...it was a go-cart at a Raceways Go-Cart Course in the Dallas/Fort Worth area when I was about 8 years old. The cart was too large for my body, the helmet didn’t fit right, and I managed to wipe out a chain-link fence, plus damage the front wing on the cart. I took a corner too fast, the cart hit the…

First time on a scooter I cracked the throttle back too fast and ended up in a neighbor’s yard after I had hopped the curb. 49cc of fury.

After all this, Tiffany will likely be one of the main suspects if someone shoots Trump by the sun dial in Centeral Park right after he unveils the sunblocker on top of Trump Tower.

You’re allowed to keep the ones you already own.

I’d bunny hop that shit on my Huffy any day of the week.

Those’ll look nice in 10+ years sitting in David Tracy’s side yard waiting for a donor CL engine.

The real question, and I think I speak for all of us, is can you fuck it?