To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

Hey Torchy! Your illustration shows a conventional flip key. Just sayin LOL

They’re better than proximity mines...

It’s a positive feedback loop! The more you smell diesel fumes, the more likely you are to want to smell diesel fumes.

It’s hard enough just to find a picture of a stock one, let alone find out out in the wild.

The Mint 400 you say?

WHAT IF THE OLD AUDI MAN WAS RACING AND THE MCLAREN BOY WAS A VICTIM

You’re ridiculous. 

This game and San Francisco RUSH were my jam.

I’d say it’s good to know Rebecca Black found work, but even she’s better than this.

Performance Taco

Because it’s a boxy wagon-type thing that evokes nostalgia while also providing a twin-turbo V6 putting out 365hp in a world of 4 cylinder crossovers?

“Shifty-pops” it is then.

Paraphrasing Raph:

I concur with this statement. Also, top work on the whole landing an Airbus on the Hudson thing a few years back.

inebriation is a pretty cool blessing, too, tbh

Great article but I’m mostly here for the dick jokes myself

exclusive: yet another commenter blows smoke out their ass without looking at the research. here, let me do the work for you:

I just see hot dogs.

I heard Ferrari was thinking about making an optional Automated Fire Enhancement System available a few years ago, but they decided to just make it standard on all cars.