I’ve never actually watched Trainspotting

Exactly the opposite of ‘exactly the same’. I didn’t think your shit could be any worse or lazier. Why didn’t you describe it as ‘haunting’? At least try to not suck.

take a piss without pulling the parking break?

1. How can you roll $2000-3000 in negative equity on a Tundra PRO and then suddenly be $16000 in negative equity? Those sell for pretty much MSRP, even used - definitely not $13000-14000 under MSRP. Everything seems to indicate this is a recent purchase, so no time to rack up the miles and make it worth less.

He probably shouldn’t have had that music playing in the car. That’s what caused it.

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

Hey Torchy! Your illustration shows a conventional flip key. Just sayin LOL

They’re better than proximity mines...

It’s a positive feedback loop! The more you smell diesel fumes, the more likely you are to want to smell diesel fumes.

It’s hard enough just to find a picture of a stock one, let alone find out out in the wild.

The Mint 400 you say?

WHAT IF THE OLD AUDI MAN WAS RACING AND THE MCLAREN BOY WAS A VICTIM

You’re ridiculous. 

This game and San Francisco RUSH were my jam.

I’d say it’s good to know Rebecca Black found work, but even she’s better than this.

Performance Taco

Because it’s a boxy wagon-type thing that evokes nostalgia while also providing a twin-turbo V6 putting out 365hp in a world of 4 cylinder crossovers?

“Shifty-pops” it is then.

Paraphrasing Raph:

I concur with this statement. Also, top work on the whole landing an Airbus on the Hudson thing a few years back.