Plot twist - he has a sable wagon and is trying to get rid of it thus, he is trying to inflate the price by making it seem cooler/better than it is.

Conversely “Nine cars that car guys will laugh at you for driving,” and “one car* that we all wish we had.”

She was wrong, and I would have given her the bird while I did one-handed donuts on her fucking cat.

Ken Bone doesn’t drive. His mom took him to the debate. Usually he just walks to the strip mall near his apartment for all of his needs. It has a market, laundromat, comic book store with a good selection of Star Wars figures, and a video store where ken got the entire Babylon 5 series on sale when the store changed…

A ubiquity.

Or even worse, they will make you blind with the “good” ol’ water flower trick and kick you in the balls from 10 to 15 feet away, because of the long shoes. They make you somewhat blind and take your pride away as human being that fell for this old trick.

New phone, who dis

Hey man, that’s a real cool Forester you got there.

You didn’t even try talking to my ass, did you? Christ, kid. If you’re not gonna meet me halfway, I’m out.

Omg a Fiesta with a Crown Victoria badge would be glorious.

An autonomous car couldn’t know all that. It could possibly judge size and stature, but not occupation. I think MIT may be gathering research for more than one thing by listing the occupations.

Read the title, thought “someone’s gonna make a Trent Reznor comment”, scrolled down and there it is, literally the first comment.

Oh man, I read the title to quick and thought it was Trent Reznor’s concept.

I hope I’m not in the minority when I say this:

When asked for comment, the Neon promptly spit three quarts of oil onto the roadway and cracked its head.

Could have been worse… Could have been Virginia!

It’s still a dumb idea. If I’m not at home, my car isn’t at home.

Headline 2030: Volkswagen Found to Have Been Secretly Installing Bought-Back TDI Engines in Electric Cars to Enhance Range Claims.