The Flag Code has been ruled by SCOTUS to be unenforceable. It’s an etiquette guideline, not punishable law.

I had no idea there was a technical difference between spoilers and wings until now to be completely honest with you. The more you know I guess.

No, the real winners are we, the folks who get to watch this.

well she’s not active any more.

"Hey Kevin, what the hell man? You've pissed like three times in the past hour."

I’m pretty sure the pressure here at speed is also a problem.

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

Neat Dart!

Not to be dickish, but who is a Kia Optima in any spec “impressive” to?

Whichever one can fit the most C4 and ball bearings inside.

‘struth. I’ve had my Mk6 GTI for a little over a year, and probably half a dozen random strangers have told me out of the blue that they liked it. Plus a friend bought a Mk7 to replace a relatively new Mini after taking a spin in mine.

Doug doesn't read my stuff so we can sit back and watch what happens.

Every man, ever.

My daughter will be getting a manual as a first car.. none of her friends will be able to drive it.. so essentially, it will be a non-issue.. I'm half considering getting one with a manual choke as well.. so none of them would be able to start it either even if they could drive stick.

That should be the MOPAR motto right there.

You will not be disappointed in the DSG. I guarantee it.

I was a staunch Jalop "Automatics GTFO' guy like the rest, but circumstances dictated that I buy an auto car. 08 4dr DSG GTI. I have never been happier with a transmission, ever, manual or auto. It's simply spectacular.

Divorce.

They’d have to dredge it for dead bodies once a week with a giant kitty litter box spoon.

Put...put your dick in it.

Keep digging, build a staircase and a cafeteria, get ready for the apocalypse.