The Fox Body Mustang...

The original concept of the Millenium Falcon. It ended up being used as a base for the Tantive IV. Not a car but still...

well

I'd love to drive it past a giant pick-up and scare the bravado right out the back of their pants.

Unlike say a religion where god demands my foreskin is removed or a god who bans ham or a god who tells you rich people can't go to Heaven so give your money to The Church

Hi-oh!

8 hours for a B service? Must be a union shop.

Hey! LEGO avatar!

*Actual Fever is Yellow Fever. It's usually in the water.

"Is that like if a woman seeks an abortion, then a doctor can step in and make them stay pregnant?"

So a company that makes Jeep bumpers made a Jeep with no bumpers? I am confused.

Why 20k? Why not under 15k? Why not under 12k? Hell, why not price it at the same $2200 bucks of the 1997 hand me down Cavalier that 95% of Jalopnik drives.

That's like the kind of car you'd give to your daughter in China...if you were allowed to have one!

Buy a car from a manufacturer that doesn't exist anymore, because that will only "enhance" the fun of finding parts. The longer the manufacturer has been gone, the better. Pontiac, Oldsmobile, Plymouth, and Mercury are probably still too easy to work on; go for Oakland, Graham-Nash, LaSalle, etc.

Always tighten the lug nuts before the first test drive. (Left rear wheel fell off about a block and a half away)

Shuddering right now because there is NOTHING worse than slimy, smelly left over food in the sink. WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

I'm going to be honest, I see the appeal in a cheap new car. My mom bought a Hyundai Elantra wagon in 2000 because it was cheap (I think it was around $12 or $13k out the door), and had a 100k mile drivetrain warranty. Mom wants something reliable, so she wants something new. She also doesn't want to be fucked by…

Maybe they are there...but you just can't see them