No way! This is NINJA level trolling. She goes ahead and makes them the fake, plagiarized cake they wanted, thereby ensuring that they’ll be caught out, and then donates all the money they gave her to causes which Trump hates, and gleefully tells him to fuck off through the press?! I’d like to buy her a drink or…

I wouldn’t, I mean almost everybody who is actually local in the DMV is pretty liberal, and she sounds like she is too. She will already be facing a backlash. The V part of DMV, outside of Arlington and Alexandria which have always been liberal, has been over the last few decades have been changing over to liberal,…

Imo, she needs to apologize for nothing. She made him a Styrofoam cake, took his money and donated to one of Trump’s nemeses.

Im sorry but why is there so much symbolism and fucking sentiment attached to inauguration day like cutting a fucking cake with a sword with white gloves! In my country the PM just makes a speech and just starts work like we all do when we start a new job.

I think everything Donald does is driven by a surface hatred of Obama, and a much deeper desperate need to be Obama.

Nah, you should laugh at this white supremacist who keeps stealing from a much classier black man. How embarrassing!

“We have now learned that Trump continued to offer up Apprentice-season-four-quality optics at the “Salute to Our Troops” inaugural ball, where he served guests a spectacular nine-tiered cake made mostly of styrofoam.”

“Goldman’s cake, in contrast, was composed of nine differently-flavored layers of cake, because it was an actual cake.” lol for crying out loud, he’s going to pinch pennies on cakes and dresses and still rob the country blind

This feels like a metaphor for his entire time in office. Look grand but turns out it was stolen from someone else and it’s fake inside.

Let them eat Styrofoam!

Nah, she donated the proceeds to people Trump want to hurt. That’s apology enough.

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

“Great, only three inches of the cake is usable, too?”

#FreeMelania

Took me 5 min in photoshop:

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Wearing white for suffragettes!

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

Button your fucking coat, buffoon. Your lucifer’s tongue tie is flapping everywhere.

Did anyone catch Elizabeth Warren in her pink Planned Parenthood scarf? I saw it on a livestream and didn’t get a screenshot in time.