I’ve always preferred “Wintour of our discontent.”

*high five* for “nuclear Wintour”. Excellent wordplay. And may we be so lucky.

Trump especially loses his shit when he perceives classic NY institutions STILL rejecting him despite how rich, successful, powerful he becomes (see obsession with Vanity Fair, SNL, NY Times, etc.). It’s like returning to a class reunion and the cool kids who picked on you in high school still treat you like a schmuck…

Girl with the dragon tattoo, social network, etc.

This tape would be so much better.

I was so happy to see Paris successful and gorgeous and seemingly confident, and then they pulled the football away and giggled. I did get a chuckle out of painting Doyle as a smug screenwriter, given Danny Strong’s screenwriting career, but the rest was just ridiculous.

And fuck Rory. And also Lorelai for telling…

My wife likes this show, so I watched stretches of it, including this reunion, Mosty, I love every scene with Emily Gilmore. I find her far more interesting and likable than any other character. I also liked Paris way more than Rory.

I begged for this yesterday and now I’m so late to the party! But yes Jess always Jess. He was a mixed up asshole teenager but he was the only one who understood Rory. She wasn’t something he wanted to own or possess. They were equals. We saw glimpses of growing Jess when he did some guest appearances after leaving…

This feels about right to me. More than anything, Rory seems to want things to be easy for her. That wasn’t always true of her — she definitely dealt with adversity by working hard in the early years of the series. But the more comfortable she got with privilege (her grandparents’ money, the cache of a Yale education,…

COUNTERPOINT: NEITHER OF THE ABOVE HAIRCUTS ARE OK

Jess (post evolution out of his teenage jerk phase) is perfect and the best and I would want to date him.

I honestly kept waiting for Jess’ girlfriend or wife to show up or for him to mention that he was in the middle of a divorce or something. Men like that are not 32 and single dammit.

in season 1 dean was actually great. he was super nice, loved books and music and cool stuff like rory. then all of a sudden he was terrible to make way for jess

Thank you. Yes to all of this. It’s been Jess ever since that episode when he showed up and yelled “WHY did you DROP out of YALE?!” at Rory.

I’ve been rewatching Friends and Ross is the fucking worst. He acted like he owned Rachel when they were dating. And I never want to hear the words “We were on a break” ever again.

“Jennifer Aniston caught between a dumb playboy and a handsome nerd?”

Hey Prince Charlie, your stupid kid dressed up as a Nazi for funsies onceas an adult. If anything, Harry is a step down for the divorced actress with no royal connection, you Royal Twit.

Prince Charles is far from convinced that a divorced actress black woman with no aristocratic background Targaryen-esque in-breeding is the best match for his younger son

Not going to lie but I would have gone “lawyer” too.

And I don’t want any of you horrible people spreading those terrible rumors that Trump is keeping Melania in NYC so he can have Ivanka serve as First Lady. Shame on all of you for even thinking such a horrible thing!