“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

It’s not a hot take when the game determines World Series home field advantage.

Hot take: ban fan voting.

His father was a comedian/illustrator who wrote the "Inside Woody Allen" comic strip and was a writer for Al Capp. He died six years ago and his obit is on the NYT. This asshole is the only kid from his second marriage.

Hey, they stole Baltimore’s sign.

Yeah, I kinda imagine in his field the more people can ID him, and keep him from getting balls, the worse it is for him. Players would probably avoid throwing any balls his way if they knew who he was.

the guy has obvious traits that align with habitual liars. Like in his reply to Barry the other day, he went out of his way to say that the fan that “BODY SLAMMED” him actually recognized him earlier and had a conversation, or this whole friend of a friend thing (while also conveniently leaving out that he also…

Contrary to the popular staying, there IS such a thing as bad publicity. What benefit is this guy gonna derive from this article? Are teams gonna invite him to their ballpark to rip baseballs from kids and old guys? Are people going to give him the superstar treatment when they see him in the park? I think the…

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

I find it absolutely disgusting that a 38 year old, adult man would have a soul patch like that.
Delete your facial hair, sir.

The most American thing someone can do is to leave a baseball game early.

I would love to see his Tinder conversations.

Buddy the cat.

I haven’t seen him for a few days because of work travel and I miss him terribly. My mom gave him a kiss and sent me a photograph.

I agree that he is self aware but to me it comes off as trying to do damage control. Take the story about the 7358th ball. Unless he has a journal of every single ball he got what are the chances that he just happens to remember a random event that happened in 2014. In the story, which I feel is clearly made up, he…

Can we list the countries that are better at soccer than England?

It appears Roy Hodgson is the only man in England with a coherent plan to leave Europe.

England, a nation of some 50 million and the most prestigious league in the world, were just beaten by Iceland, a country of 330,000 and no professional football league.

Calling it now, SAS wins this category by the highest percentage of all this years winners.