Last post is my email to corporate dipshits. Will follow disposed staff to their new landing spots.

Hi Mr. Maidment.  This is the last day I read Deadspin.  Been a fun decade you fucking moron.   I’ll be following all the former staff.  Suck our collective dick.

As opposed to just overpaying for every available all star every fucking year

As a doctor in the Midwest I can safely say it’s excessive lumbar lordosis caused by being a fat sedentary fuck for several decades.....medically speaking.

Cook it in cardboard boxes, duh.

Cook it in cardboard boxes, duh.

I don’t trust other drivers. I’ve worked in an ER.  I’ve seen numerous patients permanently disabled or killed and I’m risk averse. No motorcycles for me, thanks.

So.....no more editors at all?

I grew up a Lions fan and then went to MSU. It’s great. Fuck sports. Fuck all sports. FUCK, every, sport. Who gives a shit?  This is great. 

Counter counterpoint: Still can’t bar hack writers from the clubhouse simply because they’re assholes.

Spiders.  It’s spiders.

And was this the end of an all nighter or did he simply wake up at 5, do 4 lines and read sports blogs?

Turns out they have a political slant.  It’s a blog.  Go away now.

“but”

You don’t know me!

You don’t know me!

butt hole.

Must...kill.....all......the...SPIDERS!

Ha!   You a dumb!

So....... that’s the full context for you?

I think she wants Trump out of office more than she wants a World Cup. We are being led by a racist misogynist autocrat in waiting. Screaming it out loud as often as possible is a net positive.  More Rapinoes please.

Well there’s a good chance of a recession next year and he is stuck at 42% approval. He needs to lose like 20,000 votes in 3 states and he might start a very unpopular war. It’s at least a toss up.