I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

Simon Birch style

I c/p’d the article into Word. It’s two pages and 616 words long. Billy Haisley has opening sentences longer than that. 

In a beautiful twist, the Nationals announced that chef and humanitarian Jose Andres will throw out the first pitch at game 5 (if necessary) and that although Donald Trump has said he will attend Game 5, he was not asked to throw out the first pitch.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

No, they just signed him after the Oakland issues, the Pittsburgh outbursts, the multiple DV police calls, the hotel meltdown.  Let's not over praise an employer who decided not to deal with a knucklehead employee. 

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

I know. I was reading it thinking, “There’s a point here somewhere. Maybe in the next paragraph?” Never found it.

FTFY

Bleaux me.

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

You’re an idiot.

That stat is terrifying!

The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying.

My dad lost his kneecap when he was about 20 in a motorcycle accident. The fact that he’s walked on that leg for 40 years is amazing (although he is planning surgery for after his retirement).

Hiking Everest should not, in fact, be a thing.