The attendance being low due to women behaving immorally, seemed a bit much.

Yes that was part of the joke.  Good job.

I’ve always always known Americans were pompous in your face jerks. But I never really thought Canadians were thin-skinned pearl clutching dipshits.

This comment is below you.

How Canadian are you?

It’s informed consent vs. uniformed consent.

Because MMA made no bones about your brain possibly being damaged by the sport.....

Agree with all the replies noting the main difference is the cover up of TBI risk in football. Not that the UFC is some paragon of virtue, I’m sure they just make fighters sign on the line that their health/life is at risk so fight at your own risk, the UFC will give you nothing. I’d add that these sports can all be …

I’m a doctor for the USAF. The moron in charge is trying to remember the reasoning given to him by one his dipshit sidekicks to ban transgender service members (probably Stephen Miller). I’m betting he was told the hormone replacement therapies are a non-starter. Which is not true. It will require an evaluation…

I believe “toilet installation” is Jimmy Nelson’s delivery.

Am I the only one checking this graph every day? Just my daily worst timeline reminder.

Also, he is very very fat.  He is so fucking fat.  I am fat shaming Miguel Cabrera.  You are sooooo fat Miggy, you fat fat fatty fat fat, fat fat fucking fat fat.

“Though Dunham and Konner Her story ended up in public view”

Satanic phallus = drag.  You gotta throw the thing off.

Just meditate, or pray if that’s more your speed or do anything to relieve your stress. You don’t need to throw money at horseshit.   

Probably just an asshole getting $ from TMZ, but if you see someone physically intimidating their girlfriend in public starting video might not be a bad idea. When he hits her and you get it on video the cops can actually do something even if she denies it happening.

This comment is brilliant and should be presented in any Troll Studies class

“Shotgun, more like Not-gun!”

Yeah, MLS Direct Kick.

“failure to control his mount and make the proper effort to maintain a straight course.”