We banned the Dukes of Hazzard paintjob? Excellent, racism solved, everyone. Way to go. Because the only people cosplaying the single most famous paintjob for a Charger were all Klan members, no exceptions.

A truck will let you inside anytime you want to. 24/7

Really - married guy over 40 says he’d stop? Right. Like he gets that much of a chance to start.

Both my bikes are collecting dust in my garage. I’ve had too many close calls with inattentive drivers. I’m getting to the age where I finally feel mortal and the risk isn’t worth it anymore. If I do ride again it will be off-road only.

“have a truck” or “have sex with the kind of person who hates trucks”

An anger-banger with a truck hater.  Seems like a topic that doesn’t conform to rule 34.  

Hit-and-run is a Prelude to have your ass Beat.

KTLA 5 in Los Angeles reports that the suspected hit-and-run driver, 25 year-old George Cesar Valentin, later attempted to report the minivan as stolen, which would seem to be part of an attempted ploy to hide his involvement, especially since Valentin later confessed to driving the van.

The answer is right in the story:

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

It’s the left turn signal as he makes his way to the shoulder/exit on the right that really makes the video for me .

Seriously. I’ve got a fucked up spine from some injuries. I can’t drive a manual anymore. I’m sick of Jalopnik writers acting like I’m not a real gearhead or something.

The funniest thing about that little shade throwing was that this is coming from a guy who paid nearly a grand for a mechanic to do almost nothing of value to his Honda Fit because he knows nothing about cars.

Has he even been to a drag strip or track?

I agree - last one I drove was with the 10 speed I was shocked how good that transmission was and I have always preferred a manual. As I get older and lazier, if I was in the market for a Mustang right now I’d have a hard time not getting the 10 speed, plus its more than likely much faster than I am at shifting myself…

though the Venn diagram of people who are interested in this car and also interested in driving an automatic seems to be two circles that have no overlap.

We are better Republic of China! We are the PEOPLE’S* Republic of China!

“Republic of China”

not if they’re talking about Japan, though...

I just want to say that Changli EV is cool and good, just like the Republic of China and a democratic Hong Kong.

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.