Eh, trucks are taller than they used to be, but an F-250 isn’t much bigger than an F-250 from 20+ years ago. All that has changed is that little trucks aren’t sold like that anymore.

Hell yea. Sock check homie. The higher the socks, the downer the foo.

Very handy to note: somewhere in the last few years NCAP decided to seriously crank up the star requirements. Now if you cannot get safety assists, it’s an automatic zero. Safety assists optional but not standard? 3 starts max.

Remember the Fiat Punto? Was 5 stars in 2005, now 0 in 2017. Same car, still pretty safe.…

I love Clarkson for not giving a shit about backlash. He will ridicule you for arguing against you and it’s great fun to watch. I like when petty stuff like a show is politically incorrect because of how much drama it sturs up.

You say imperialist like it’s a bad thing.

Take your star. I’m not sure why I’m supposed to be upset that they’re doing something similar to the things they’ve done before that made me fall in love with them. When it comes to these three, I’m not looking for them to reinvent the wheel.

I watched Benny Hill in the 70's and 80's and revere him like the father I never had. I was so excited to get tapes of his early b/w shows. Guess what, same jokes over and over and over for decades. I still watch every time. Stooges, classic Dr Who, TG/GT; every time.

Shilling is vehemently opposed to liking things. It’s his whole shtick. 

This dude’s journalistic style is whinging.

No she sucks

Read my mind.

That was before Erik and Ralph Orlove destroyed much of it. 

SWOOSH!

It was no surprise to see who wrote the article.

Watch that Lancia Versus AUDI film and say that...  The Grand Tour has been some of their best work, accomplished with an Amazon budget and without the weird politics of the BBC.

You forgot:

lmao accurate, don’t forget to hate on anything GM related

Summary of current Jalopnik:

Yes, as if this is an actual article. And of course, Jalopnik never writes about non-cars (bikelopnik, planelopnik, et al). They have a formula, it works, if you don’t like the formula, use the remote.

“have been mailing it in” is this the same as “shilling it in?”