They should feel horrible about accepting $20. If the college player is on track for a pro career, and cheating on a test supports that pro paycheck, it should have been worth an option for a fraction of future earnings..

This is inspiring. Finally I know what I have to do. I’m quitting my day job first thing Monday, and pursuing my passion - Basketball. Everyone tells me that 5-2 just isn’t tall enough, but dammit, the NBA is my PASSION.

That was bearly believable (had to paws the video)

CEs also make Vaseline, amiright?

Civil (and Industrial) Engineers build targets - Aerospace Engineers build weapons.

Quick, take the wheel!

Nah - you can live stream yourself shooting at cops, and they won’t shoot you!

That should go viral big-time! Good luck!

Infinity could represent the physical world and everything in it.

You should try a different strategy? Wear LOTS of metal jewelry. Don’t take any of it off. When the buzzer goes off, swear that you never have a problem getting through with your jewelry. You’ll create a giant mess, and probably get to just take off the necklaces, medallions, bracelets, etc.

That’s why I go straight to the milkshake

I was expecting this guy:

It’s not that straightforward - ProPublica has a detailed breakdown.

So this is what Elizabeth Warren has been saying, and what’s driving the mass appeal of Bernie and Donald.

the gov’t seemed to be motivated by things other than ROI

That’s it - the metric is easily comparable. So when a pickup says 30 mpg, I know it must get phenomenal mileage, via stop-start, dead cylinders, small engine or whatever, since that’s comparable to much smaller cars.

So drink my own piss to make a profit, or have ideological qualms about normal L.A. drive time, to make a profit.

Veeery interesting, but also shtuupid

I hear you, although in our suburb of Los Angeles, it might be relevant to ask “Has this house ever been used as a gang hangout, and has there ever been an LAPD shootout on the property?”

I’m thinking...this guy