They should feel horrible about accepting $20. If the college player is on track for a pro career, and cheating on a test supports that pro paycheck, it should have been worth an option for a fraction of future earnings..

Yeah by using scary logic we can attribute every unexplained catastrophe to terrorists. Let’s start with the dinosaur extinction event.

That’s funny, I was just speculating that the lack of large pieces definitely pointed towards mechanical failure, for no particular reason

This is inspiring. Finally I know what I have to do. I’m quitting my day job first thing Monday, and pursuing my passion - Basketball. Everyone tells me that 5-2 just isn’t tall enough, but dammit, the NBA is my PASSION.

I used to think that if we overcame the lies and deceit of big tobacco, that we would eventually hold big pharma, oil, agriculture, et al., accountable for harmful actions.

Consumers did that, no one else.

but never published their internal scientific findings

That was bearly believable (had to paws the video)

CEs also make Vaseline, amiright?

Civil (and Industrial) Engineers build targets - Aerospace Engineers build weapons.

Quick, take the wheel!

Nah - you can live stream yourself shooting at cops, and they won’t shoot you!

I don’t think the issue is technical...GMOs are just an invention, like TNT. Excavate a tunnel, OK, blow up your neighbor’s house, not OK.

That should go viral big-time! Good luck!

Infinity could represent the physical world and everything in it.

You should try a different strategy? Wear LOTS of metal jewelry. Don’t take any of it off. When the buzzer goes off, swear that you never have a problem getting through with your jewelry. You’ll create a giant mess, and probably get to just take off the necklaces, medallions, bracelets, etc.

Monopolization of the global food supply with patented organisms is NOT “shit working itself out.” Sounds more like Soylent Corn.

That’s why I go straight to the milkshake

Also, does quoting Anton Chigurh make me sound cynical?

I was expecting this guy: