I think it was one of the “You may also like” tiles in the upper left corner of a current article, though not sure which one

Apparently my package is on that UPS truck that just zoomed by and cut me off in traffic...

That’s amazing - looks like the story and some original comments were pulled from 2012, then the new crop of punsters jumped on board. Wow. Not sure what to make of that one...

You may not be able to test drive, but you might try a rental agency?

Nah dawg, they’re just sayin’ “hello”

But, but, Formula One Management (isn’t that the gray-haired Bernie guy?) has blocked the video on this website. If Formula One Management doesn’t want me to watch the video, then I’m not watching it right?

How many acres of pristine forest were sacrificed for you to grow food?

Think about your personal vision and mission statement. Chances are, you’ve got stuff in there that you aspire to, but may not be great at today.

Some of them have mottos like: “Don’t be evil”

Thought it was “Found On Road Dead, Got Trashed”

My wife and I just bought the super-size double. Now we’re just hoping we die at the same time so we can both be buried in it.

Honestly thought “$40 tablet” meant the bamboo cutting board

Honestly thought “$40 tablet” meant the bamboo cutting board

Apple slices, assorted nuts and cheese - no big surge, just gradually not being groggy anymore

Might know this guy. Driving home from work in the rain once, when somebody passed on the left going waaaay too fast (I was going about 60 mph, he was probably up around 80+).

anyone who spends hours a day in gridlock