I’m still paying the fees for licensing “jerkbrain” from Captain Awkward.

I’m the one who assigned the alias in this case. If someone doesn’t give themselves a nickname in the letter, I give them one that seems appropos.

Some co-op matches are only available at higher difficulty settings.

You could always just incorporate a vibrator into the sex you’re having with your partners. Hell, there’re vibrating rings you can stick on a guy’s cock that give you the buzz on top of penetration.

In fairness, there’re degrees of asexual and some asexuals will masturbate (for prostate health, because they like orgasms but are squicked out by partnered sex, because it helps them sleep).

Being unable to achieve ejaculation through partnered sex ain’t asexuality though.

Also it starts to chafe, gets boring, etc. Keeping going forever is great if a) you’re a porn star or b) your parter can come from penetrative sex.

This is one of those areas where porn has given people a bad idea of how long sex is “supposed” to last. The real average duration of penetrative sex is around 6-8 minutes.

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Medication would likely be more of a likely cause if he wasn’t able to orgasm at all. IFL’s able to orgasm when he masturbates on his own. It’s when his girlfriend is involved that he has these issues, which is part of what suggests nerves and a monotonous masturbation style.

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Let’s lay some bets: time until the first “Why Is This On Kotaku”?

Look, all I want to see is what happens when GLaDOS meets the Daleks.

“EX-TER-MIN-ATE!”
“Oh, I like how you think...”

“My nose is big, uh-uh I’m not ashamed

More that it was cool for a while, then this group tried to buy up the rights and make everybody sign on their server before playing even though a lot of people weren’t even allowed to join and only worked half the time, but now it’s gone indie again and it’s a return to form.

You just have to be careful, there’s a lot…

Dunno, some of the third party peripherals are interesting...

Man, it got especially creepy when Gamestop kept asking if I wanted the strategy guide...

Then presumably she would’ve identified as “bi” instead of “lesbian”.

And even if she is bi, it still remains: she’s not into him.

Enh, most of his relationship issues have not been Dresden’s fault. Elaine and Luccio were both mind-whammy’d (to different effects) and Susan was “right person, wrong time”.

Now if he and Karin would just quit farting about and get down to it already...

Yup.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that eating sugar did NOT make him an emotional abuser...