Honestly, that’s a real improvement.

Look, friend. I expect you’re a pleasant enough individual.

But we didn’t win one War of Independence and basically tie a second, more pointless war 30 years later to spell the word “colour”.

You take that goddamn “u” and you leave.

For some reason I can’t stop laughing at this. I hate you.

You forgot the NBA champion Raptors.

Putting fingerful gloves on a fingerless creature is hardly letting the poor thing keep it’s dignity.  A pox on your house

A guy I used to know from Atlanta explained that to me a few years ago.  I then explained to him the virtues of holding onto a lead.

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

Fixed the New Orleans Pelicans logo for you.

Alex “Doughboy” Van Pelt took “serviceable and cheap” and made an 11-year NFL career as a backup QB and an ongoing (currently 13-year) NFL career as a quarterbacks coach, and likely has way fewer physical/mental problems as a result of riding the bench or standing on the sideline for the vast majority of that. He’s…

Never made it to the NFL, but I played 5 seasons in college for a Pac-12 school. I feel you on the “trying to assimilate” front. For years after graduation I would get anxiety at work if I happened to be one of the only people in the common room of the office. My mind would immediately assume I was missing a meeting…

It’s a rare talent that can turn writing into a contact sport.

Porsche camper.

If you think this thing is slow, wait till someone actually tries to make use of that trailer ball on the back.

Thanks for doing that, Mr. Tracy - it was a lovely, generous, and selfless thing to do.

David, you are the best. great story. Shut up, there is a lot of dust in here or something. 

David, you give car nuts a good name. This is why I’ve been on this site pretty much from when it started. It shows just how awesome this community of weirdo car people is!

I can’t even get a yarmulke to stay on my head. Props to Coby.

Wow Chris Thompson i don’t now if you follow NBA basketball in particular the Phoenix Suns, but there’s many teachable moments ahead. This was an OUTSTANDING day for the Phoenix Suns. Understand I RIP them daily for the last few years in particular when they didn’t draft Luka instead opting for a 1990's center whom…

I hope they nickname the rover Johnny 5.