There is something fundamentally wrong with player contracts maxing out at 5 years (and the trend for most being essentially 3-year deals) while a team can trade picks that are 7 years out.

I guess this answers the eternal NBA question of whether Chris Paul or Russell Westbrook is the more obnoxious teammate.

now they just need to find someone who will trade them an extra basketball

What happens first: Russ and Harden have to be separated on the bench mid-game, or Mike D’Antoni gets fired for an “unexpected slow start?”

Me: violate me with that scorpion tail, daddy

This is also the correct ranking of Mythical Creatures I Would Fuck

I should bookmark this story to show my future wife when I tell her I need a four-post lift installed....

Literally wait 2 - 3 years and those BMWs and Mercs will be half the cost. My friend bought a 3 year old Mercedes fully optioned 500hp SUV for under $50K, was $120K new...it’s wild.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how bonkers ginormous those front rotors are? I believe they are or were the largest ever brakes on a production car at 17.3". I love me a big brake rotor, and these are truly absurd in the best way.

Someone give this man a damn Pulitzer

Dear Penthouse,

I live in Oregon but once you get outside of Portland, Eugene and Bend we’re overrun with proudly uneducated white supremacist MAGAts. Though the same can be said for Washington anywhere outside of Seattle. I haven’t been to Idaho but I heard Cour d’Alane and areas up north are beautiful and Boise is really nice but…

^quickly Googles Elan concept to refresh memory...

No estate option with a 5 cycl diesel?!?!?!?

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo, dude.

Front looks better than the rear. Material quality will still be the same as a happy meal toy though.

Don’t understand why anyone would even consider abducting Heisenberg.  After all, nobody could ever be sure of his exact location.

Moe Berg: can speak 12 languages but can’t hit in any of them.

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