The best course would have been to just throw everybody’s keys into a punchbowl and see who goes home with who.

“Nice ring. You know what else has a nice ring to it? General Manager of the Houston Texans?”

Oh that’s easy. I’d take the Chevrolet. Because real people are amazed by them, and I’m a real person, so I’ll probably be amazed that it’ll surpass 100,000 miles.

Head Coach and GM are two separate jobs*.

Why do they call the show “Undisputed” when they dispute literally every fucking thing? I mean, what’s up with that?

boooooooooooo

Boomers in 2000: Don’t believe everything you read online.
Boomers in 2019: Twitter user “Rea1NBAC0ach” said it, so it must be true!

And we haven’t even got to the obligatory MSport stickers yet.. 

Surprise M**********R

Yeah but those fender vents looks like they actually work.  That’s +25 hp right there.

Holy shit. I just now realized this GIF occurred after the Big Baby scored his first basket in eleven minutes. Outstanding. 

NBA Commentators: “Wow! The West is finally wide-open with the Warriors falling apart due to injuries. With just a slew of young teams who haven’t proved much sitting under them, the Rockets could enter the 2020 season as heavy favorites in the conference. I wonder how they’ll react to possibly being front runners?”

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

I know the Warriors are the official villains of the league, but is there any NBA team less likable than these assholes?

Since it isn’t sticking up from the deck lid, that means this isn’t really a spoiler.

Did he leave the sticker on for how the trunk opens on the Venza?

My Dad had an Accord.

Dad joke dad car.

Mine is one of these (not my picture). Can handle 3 across car seats, 4 doors, and 6.2 liters of LS3. What else does a dad need?