Dr. Mr. Hey you

6/20/19

Remember when the Sixers drafted Markelle Fultz first overall? Good times.

6/19/19

The best course would have been to just throw everybody’s keys into a punchbowl and see who goes home with who.

6/19/19

“Nice ring. You know what else has a nice ring to it? General Manager of the Houston Texans?”

6/19/19

Oh that’s easy. I’d take the Chevrolet. Because real people are amazed by them, and I’m a real person, so I’ll probably be amazed that it’ll surpass 100,000 miles.

6/19/19

Head Coach and GM are two separate jobs*.

6/19/19

Why do they call the show “Undisputed” when they dispute literally every fucking thing? I mean, what’s up with that?

6/19/19

boooooooooooo

6/19/19

Boomers in 2000: Don’t believe everything you read online.
Boomers in 2019: Twitter user “Rea1NBAC0ach” said it, so it must be true!

6/19/19

And we haven’t even got to the obligatory MSport stickers yet..

6/19/19

Surprise M**********R

6/19/19

Yeah but those fender vents looks like they actually work. That’s +25 hp right there.

6/18/19

As a mexican that regulary drives that road when going to tucson for shopping, vacation or what not, i can tell you we are scared shitless of cops and dont want to be stopped

6/18/19

I don’t care what units you’re using, a pilot should be able to descend without putting the plane into the ground.

6/18/19

I remember having a company commander who thought that a meter was about the length of a heel-to-toe footstep. He was a West Point grad.

6/18/19

^ that pretty much sums up America.

6/18/19

Not like in America, where we are consistent in our measurements.

6/18/19

Psst! Nobody tell these fucking chicken~~shits~~hawks the U.S. Army measures distance in kilometers and gun caliber in millimeters...

6/18/19

I prefer to measure my speed in knots. 75 kts is about 86 mph.

6/17/19

NBA Commentators: “Wow! The West is finally wide-open with the Warriors falling apart due to injuries. With just a slew of young teams who haven’t proved much sitting under them, the Rockets could enter the 2020 season as heavy favorites in the conference. I wonder how they’ll react to possibly being front runners?”

6/17/19

I know the Warriors are the official villains of the league, but is there any NBA team less likable than these assholes?