Since it isn’t sticking up from the deck lid, that means this isn’t really a spoiler.

Bro your dad must of pulled serious ass.

Its very Spartan obviously. The seats have no bolster because officers have to drive with duty belts on, but they are very comfortable. But a big negative is that there is no armrest. There are different center console options for regular use that look ok, but some have bolsters and some do not.

Did he leave the sticker on for how the trunk opens on the Venza?

My Dad had an Accord.

I’m on the passenger seat, my cousin on my father’s lap... He still owns it today :)

Dad joke dad car.

Mine is one of these (not my picture). Can handle 3 across car seats, 4 doors, and 6.2 liters of LS3. What else does a dad need? 

As for me, I liked to purchase my cars from the Michigan State Police and all carry this certain shade of blue:

You’re really going to try and blame the Corvette when the Porsche had all the room in the world and still decided to turn right into the vette’s back wheels? That wasn’t a mistake, that was a pit maneuver

2019 Honda Accord Sedan Sport 2.0T

This is infinitely better than all the people suggesting he get a charger or something.  The man’s been driving a 13 year old camry.  Everything is going to feel like a rocketship.

How the hell has no one suggested the Kia Stinger yet?

Needs yellow splitter guards.

What’s going on here? These are all genuinely helpful suggestions and it makes me uncomfortable.

Isn’t that YouTube in a nutshell?

And here’s what happens when you put a drag racer on a road course.

That’s not necessarily the most logical thought — middle-aged, street-smart, decent shape dude is not usually the kind of person a criminal would go after. He had a really nice bike that would have been quite a score, but they left it (which is also not a good idea). We do not, obviously, know a lot, especially…

Mine too, especially after reading it was a literbike.