it’s “standby”.

I hope your prof gave you some slack. I would have.

great joke.

I believe you.

I once got pulled over for “appearing under the influence” when I was dodging massive potholes that would have ripped the suspension off my car.

edit: no, I’m dumb.

(I am sorry for posting a dril tweet.)

This reply is so good it should lose to the Giants in a Super Bowl.

*opens wallet, flies buzz out*

Way to confuse accounting with economics, sport.

the only thing worse than this is actually watching Friends.

If you want to join them at a reasonable price AND get only premium prickishness (while also using your Type 4 knowledge): Get a 914.

Why don’t people think it be like it is, even though it do?

Nice.

I’ve heard flattery will get you everywhere in LeMons.

The mood hit me so hard I just poured myself a drink.

Looking forward to the Jalopcoin ICO.

Yea, that’s pretty close to my reunion tour lineup. Good stuff.

That’s the Gawker (sorry, Gizmodo) I love.

1) YES.