I....don’t hate this. I need to visit a doctor.

He’s lucky he’s white...

We love you Mercedes, but the “Holy Grail” would be the wagon W8 Passat.

“That Pedo-bot had it coming.”-Elon Musk

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo. 

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

Given Tesla’s quality control issues, I’m assuming this was merely an opportunity for Musk to disappoint two women at once.

Humbug! The day an electric car is rated at 400 miles per charge is the day a rocket first stage lands on a barge in the middle of the ocean!

Even if this is fair to the market, I’m calling it CP. The market is CP.

In case anyone cares, this is my 1500th post here on these good Jalopnets. Thanks everyone for reading. 

I’m impressed that Jay Leno fits - those cars are TINY, and Jay Leno is NOT tiny.

I think it’s going to be a good time to look for private sale bargains on “toys” as this stretches out - assuming you are lucky enough to be in a position to do so. People losing jobs fire saleing the cars they don’t need - I sure did that the one time I got canned, 17 years ago. BIG garage sale at krhodes1's place,…

Why do you hate the Constitution?

Tesla wants to have the autopilot there to generate new vehicle sales. They know it’s a steaming pile of dangerous shit, so they yank it from a used vehicle. 

Redline: Ok, you got me here, pushrods don’t rev too well.

Agreed when it’s marked spaces in urban areas. But I’m fine with people doing it short term on residential streets.

It’s because the speed limit in their entire state is 7

If it helps any, we hate our insurance.

Nobody anywhere can drive, including Ohio.

I’m shocked! Shocked!
Ok, not that shocked. 
I mean, anyone from Ohio could tell you NO ONE IN MICHIGAN CAN DRIVE.