If he wasn't real the Name of the Year tournament would have willed him into existence.

Hopefully Adam Jones doesn't get called a tool or swept up in Baltimore's undertow.

Having worked in Torrington that thing with the mayor sounds like the most northwestern Connecticut thing ever. Needs more painkillers to be peak northwestern Connecticut, though. 

And also U Talkin’ U2 To Me?/R U Talkin’ REM Re: Me? if you need ideas for shows like I Love Films and You Poppin’ My Stones?

I’m pretty fortunate that the people I know and stream with who are partners or affiliates have healthy attitudes about it and don’t complain about some people getting things faster.

A couple of my former coworkers from a previous journalism job went to another site that got relaunched as a clickbait extravaganza. I already knew they couldn’t pay me enough to come up with five fast facts about whatever newsworthy subject there was, unless those facts were about how gross that whole concept was.…

Or the desiccated husk of Gawker bringing in Neetzan Zimmerman to click-farm. The difference was that at least Gawker was up-front and honest about that being the reason he was there.

What if the whereabouts of the 2007 ring were in Oddibe Mcdowell’s water bills?

“Morning Joe is far from intellectually stimulating television—it’s essentially Good Morning Connecticut, filmed for a national audience by MSNBC”

Pocket Casts did the same and it was actually pretty good. I switched to Podcast Republic and while it had the same feature it’s a little too aggressive. As in it skips so much silence the actual talking is unintelligible.

Notification squad goals: that the phrase “notification squad” is looked upon with the scorn and ridicule it deserves.

Captain Tenneal still outranks him.

Or Vince McMahon after someone told him that referring to kids as “the product of my seed” doesn’t play well outside of the ring.

Seahawks team doctor, barging into locker room: “It’s your benzedrine.”

Eh... I’m still partial to their material with Richey James involved.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /miss

So... the People’s Democratic Republic of Gizmodo? Gotta cultivate the next generation of haughty dipshits somehow, unless Gregg Easterbrook figured out how to reproduce asexually.

Yeah, between Weinstein and Kushner, SUPER fuck this guy.

Debatable how much learning happens but technically yes.

All is Bridgeport. Bridgeport is all.