It reminds me of that one viral Twitter post with the poll of “What’s your favorite tech innovation?” and the choices are Illegal Cab Company, Illegal Hotel Chain, Fake Money for Criminals, and Plagiarism Machine.

Devo should have been on this list but no need to shit on the iconic Cyndi Lauper and an absolute classic of a video. 

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I wish so badly that Piper had been given more showcase roles after They Live & not just a bunch of grade Z sci-fi crap. He & Andre crawled so Bautista could walk.

Bravo for pointing out the sad clown energy of John Cena. That is just *chefs kiss*

Yeah, I think Cena wins with Peacemaker but I haven’t seen Cabin yet.

I am not sure why anyone is surprised here though, wrestlers ARE actors (SPOILER ALERT). I’ve been forced into watching a ton of it recently because my (young) kids got really into WWE and the performances aren’t nuanced but they aren’t bad.

The…

I think the thing with Bautista is that the dude has had a *life*. Like, he’s able to reach some deeper emotional depths and express that vulnerability because he has legit pathos in his past, going back to when he was a kid (he grew up poor, witnessed murders in his rough neighborhood, got bullied because his mom was…

I love these Musk simps because they can’t even get basic facts right. Musk’s company bought the company that would become PayPal. He did think that online money transfer was the future, I will give you that, but all the work turning Confinity into PayPal was done under Peter Thiel(another terrible human) after Musk…

Maybe. But since she was injured at Twitchcon in her capacity as a Twitch streamer and not at the AVN Awards, stfu.

WHY are we talking LIKE we don’t HAVE CONTROL over our voice?

I still just can’t get over watching Musk and his little angel investor pals show how completely, absolutely, horrifyingly clueless they are about how businesses WORK.

What’s that? Having a bunch of money doesn’t magically make you smarter than everyone? No way! But don’t worry, making a few million a year off…

Uh, discord has a grooming problem in the same way IIRC or MIRC or w/e did.

I feel like you strongly misunderstand how Discord works if you think the platform as a whole has that problem, because individual chat servers are having problems with it?

If there’s a discord bot, that provides the information in the main…

Fuck off. 

Why WOULDN’T they say “we are aware of serious injuries sustained during TwitchCon. We cannot comment further at this time, but we wish the affected people a speedy recovery”? Where’s the legal danger in that?

Can’t wait until other countries hold Elon’s feet to the fire in ways he wasn’t anticipating.

They were literally telling people to do it.

You shoud’ve been one of the 5.

Best part of this whole thing is that the 4channers and weird edgelords actually think that they can out-revenue ::checks notes:: the rest of the social media-using world, most of which are at least marginally more intelligent/less weird/less in need of finding actual lives than they.

And you’re a creepy misogynistic fuck, but I’m at least the fifth person to tell you that today.

To all the greys insisting that her *other* career is how she should be identified: