Nope, couldn’t be a millennial, it’s way too heavy on the 80s for that.

Not to mention one of the biggest reasons for wrestlers to take acting roles:

Definitely, if his career started 10 years ago instead of 40, I’m sure he would’ve gotten those roles (but then again, would we get the horror we have now if not for that grade Z sci-fi crap?) and knocked them out of the fucking park.

I’d only put Piper behind Batista and Cena because of the timing of his career and his repertoire. If he did more movies on the caliber of They Live he’d get all of the credit he deserves. But no question he’s also lapped the Rock in terms of acting.

Does Two Minutes to Late Night get to move Albummer to a different site? I’ll allow it if they do.

Lincoln’s where the University of Nebraska’s flagship campus is located so it’s a safe bet.

“‘She is crying for help:’ Britney Spears sparks concern,” blared a Daily Mail headline.

(And if you do have that proof... I’d also appreciate suggestions for replacements. I do like speedrun documentaries, and I can’t live on Summoning Salt alone.)

I go with AUDIO because you can assume RSTLNE are going to have some representation, so that knocks off all the other vowels.

Oh, it was watching you. My old Xbox One used to recognize me only when I started changing out of my work clothes when I got home. It was... reassuring? Joke material? ¿Por que no los dos?

To be fair, so do I...

So On the Media’s episode this past weekend is all about NFTs and half of it was an interview with Anil Dash, who co-conceived the idea...

Releasing Mia Yim basically signed the death knell for WWE’s wildly popular video game channel, UpUpDownDown, having spinoff content, because they keep releasing wrestlers with zero regard for what they’re doing. Now Xavier Woods, who sold the channel to WWE years ago, is left sitting around and holding his dick when…

You know who aren’t vile cultists? The products and services that make Behind the Bastards (and Robert Evans’s future cult/FDA target) possible.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... first she’ll have a layover with Outkick.

And fuck Matthew Gagnon’s fake-ass concern for civility. The fucker who said this:

I’m sure he didn’t bat an eye at Blind Faith’s album art.

They/them: “...what do they call themselves now.” Or “...is just them washing dishes.” As far as what Utada calls themselves, people don’t usually refer to themselves with gendered language anyway so that wouldn’t change.

Wait, you have multiple subs?

Hey, he has a serving fork. It’s completely different from a knife. (Not that I agree with his opinion of cilantro but that’s just genetics.)