Front row seats include the actual Impact Wrestling Grand Championship.

And maybe Dan Rubenstein, who (through the Solid Verbal) is pretty much the only reason I know of anyone else at SB Nation who wasn’t here too. Wonder if he knows a guy with a mysterious day job that can hook him up...

That’s pretty much how it is at the non-outsourced call center I work at. Just add in customers whining about the outsourced reps. I haven’t noticed any harassment since I’ve been there but that could just be my experience. (Most of the supervisors at this location are women, but pretty much across the board,…

If we don’t get Bill Berry hosting an episode of What’s Your Fuck Style then what have they been doing with their careers?

What if I already do?

🚨🚨🚨 CAPTAIN PEDANTIC 🚨🚨🚨

The way this season’s been going, any literal corpses they suit up are going to blow out their ACLs.

TAWMMY FROM QUINZEE gives you his star too.

And played meaningful? minutes for at least one of the three teams he’s been on this season. (But considering that team was New Orleans, where I’m pretty sure I’m their next option at SF...)

Or a slightly less catchy song from fellow Claremont Colleges attendees We Are Scientists.

Not to be that guy, but the Tuesday before the Super Bowl is Media Day, probably the one day where papers and such would be throwing all their resources at the Super Bowl. Probably the single worst day to hold a press conference like this.

An even better way to embrace their Hartford Whalers past:

Works a lot better than posting videos of cheese souffles with Bork Laesar

I’d be interested in your ideas. Picked up two SNES consoles with smashed cases and replacement shells don’t exist besides these.

Trump, to bagmen: “Send them on their way.”

Pretty hard for me to have any sympathy for people who want to spam in their chat. You broke it. Could have tried not being garbage fires in chat, especially when trans people were on (some of the other people I stream with are trans and/or friends with one of the more prominent trans streamers at GDQ events), but…

As long as we get to see our favorite Germans getting destroyed wait that’s not right...

Did they already schedule the ceremonial Throwing of the Dongs?

(gives you a star and a fuckin’ mic)

See also: “the GAY COMMUNITY?!”