(sigh) Fine, I’ll send a technician, but I’m pretty sure this is classified as an inside wiring problem.

Because all pizza that is not New York or New Haven style is false pizza.

It’s painted that way. They do the same thing with soccer, where the ads look like they’re standing upright in 3D with the hard camera, but when the broadcast switches to another angle, it’s clear that it’s just paint.

Can we get the sad Fox football theme during all court proceedings?

The only reason I know they exist is because they’re pretty much only on streaming services. As in, not my cable lineup, but their streaming app, and Fox gave so little of a shit about them that they’re not limited to streaming on your home wifi.

As much as Gregg Easterbrook is a haughty dipshit, he was right about saying someone should take the player’s helmet away if someone does pretty much that. If teams or the league can’t be trusted to do it, pressure them until they do.

Only double? Fuck morning TV shows forever with the rustiest of railroad spikes.

Or the equally plausible alternative, “Check, mate my butt, dog.”

Now, more than ever, there’s only one thing I can say.

Where’s the part where we give thanks for Jaguars Junction?

Back when Subspace was a thing, I went by “that one guy...” because I liked stealing from Alice in Chains liner notes. Surprised it actually got a reaction at all.

Along those lines with movies: went over to a friend’s house for what I thought would be a date. Flipping through the movies on her father’s HTPC and she perks up when she sees one with Christian Bale.

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I do. Get one iced coffee, then go back for a couple of refills.

They thought it was catchier than six seasons and a movie?

Yeah, pretty hard to see a company like ROH associated with a literal garbage fire of a company in Sinclair. Although I’m sure the Briscoes feel at home in their corporate culture...

“The lead singer of one of my favorite bands, Gaslight Anthem, is a creationist.”

It really brings out the plumber’s crack.

Or the singer for the Descendents.

So we can all agree, anime Louise was her final form, right?