Other soundtracks play. Chrono Trigger’s kills.

I’d go with Spark Mandrill, but that’s probably the pernicious influence of Smooth McGroove’s cover of it being my intro to him and reminder of this game.

In his defense, that WAS part of the Chaminade entrance exam.

Good news! I think we found where TomatoFace landed after the Gawker shutdown!

They could have, but that deadline already passed. Gotta sign him now.

“Cock-juggling thundercunt” implies she has talent.

If it’s about the same thing that got me out of the grays on all of Jalopnik’s sub-blogs... it makes no sense.

I thought I could do that with a WeMo outlet. Turns out my phone just wouldn’t pair with the outlet. Balls.

I thought I could do that with a WeMo outlet. Turns out my phone just wouldn’t pair with the outlet. Balls.

It’s like the people who deliberately get zero on the SAT. At some point, you have to put real effort into driving your score down that far and they end up getting into good colleges.

Seemed to work out well for Angle...

They were given plenty to cheer about... the night before with Bobby Roode.

Has Ryan Lochte ever struck you as an intellectual titan?

We will be forever known as the “Analingus in the Parking Lot” team.

Or he’s Scott Conant and didn’t get enough of BIG DADDY DREW on Chopped.

WHY CAN’T ANDROID HAVE NICE PODCAST THINGS.

Perhaps the fact that he responded to everything with a sad, haunted “jeah” should have been enough proof that it happened.

They lost the email. Expect a post about it by noon.

As for the Internet test website question, I usually go with Liliputing when I test customer phones. It’s a site they probably never visit, so the phone has to load everything instead of pulling from a cache, and it also spares me from having to guess which barely legal porn sites they haven’t seen (I just assume…

Injured. He’s still recovering from his broken foot in February.

Meatspin never left us. It’s just on Adequate Man.