Greg Oden would be a longread.

And quelle fucking surprise, he kept getting jobs in sports (well, high school administration) and kept getting into trouble THERE.

Besides, they’ll never understand the joy of watching Jericho win his first Money in the Bank match in... Apple... Appleton whatever they’re all stupid idiots.

No, but the supply has been constrained after the Keystone Light XL pipeline got shut down.

Yeah, I was just agreeing in a way that was too over-thought. :/

Dismiss. Trolls want attention and they should never be indulged. (Although I miss the Consumerist practice of disemvoweling...)

A visual that, oh, could have been a great front page photo? Because that would have been a good idea...

Yeah, I was going to say that was... not a good angle on the USA Today photo. Wonder if that was the thought process at other papers (no good pictures of her satellite appearance), but they could have done what the NY Times did.

Satellite? Aw man, I thought you meant she did Rey Mysterio’s entrance from WWE.

But where’s his plumbus?

Tracking mileage to hatch eggs. If this can do that, then SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY because that’s part of the reason I’ve drifted away from Pokémon Go: having to leave the app open all the damn time. It’ll crash right when I catch a Pokémon or interfere with my podcast app.

Wait, we haven’t gotten around to figuring out how Sasha Kaun’s legacy compares to previous Russian former Cavaliers.

Underage college student in 1999 answer: MANY BEERS. Technically, Natty-er, Busch Light counts, right?

A fired Sale?

“Next up: the Final Fantasy game that changed everything.”

Crap, I’ve already started playing the randomizers for The Legend of Zelda and Adventure of Link and now you want me to add this in there too? (Speedrunning to commence once I can get under 2:30:00 in Zelda and can beat Zelda II in one sitting.)

As I recall, the guy who was basically at the center of the Soul Blazer speedrunning community died of cancer a couple of years ago. Bigger loss than just that community.

And once again, no answers for 3RDEYEGIRL. Prince dies, now this.

But they already have Bob Backlund, unless Cena’s the guy who can truly Make Darren Young Great (Again?).

He also missed that springboard stunner about 44 other times. ;) (But still, point stands, he’s trying different things. He’s so overrated that he’s really underrated when you notice what he actually does, like the US Championship open challenge and trying new moves.)