Did you see that mound?

In his defence, there was grass on the field.

Shit, look at those forearms! He's been at this for quite a while.

Fuck, I know lots of people are stupid, but it would've been nice for the announcers to occasionally mention the other viewing options during the broadcast. Obviously there were a lot of unsatisfied customers last night... In my case, I had the tournament set up to automatically record as I usually start watching my…

Yeah, and I lost my virginity to Kate Upton.

Probably because, as George Carlin once said, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

What is wrong with Seinfield reruns? Still better than 99.8 percent of shows on TV now!

Because they didn't. It was a joint CBS/Turner bid. CBS is unaffiliated with Turner.

sir charles just called everyone who doesn't understand this an idiot on the tbs halftime broadcast, much backpedaling ensued.

LOVE Seinfeld reruns.

Hand down, Erman down.

He does this after every homerun. It's going to be annoying seeing him do it eleven more times this season.

Oh thank goodness. Usually when I read "Pittsburgh" and "exploding tub of popcorn" I just assume someone in town was murdered.

I used to like Martin Clunes

My own signature on the back of my card so rarely matches my signature elsewhere (paper, e-pad, whatnot), that I don't see it making any difference. People could sufficiently forge it using their toes.

Here's the thing, though: Even if Boeheim's assessment is correct, he shouldn't be saying that shit out loud on TV. He owes more to Tyler Ennis than Ennis does to him, and if he were a good dude he would try to help the kid out by being as complimentary as possible when asked questions like this. Doing a solid for a…

This is excellent work by Olbermann - completely selfless.

Actually, I do know what the guy in the picture is looking at. You can see the page is titled "METS PLAYERS."

A Chinese railroad worker, a black chattel slave, and a Native American walk into a bar. In the afterlife. Because white supremacy killed them all.

"You don't think understanding your context is just as important?