Not sure what you’re talking about. This “white douche” index seems pretty accurate.

“Thanks for watching here in Cleveland. We now send you to the post-game special!”

I believe you mean Ralph Lauren

You’re obviously not a psychopath because you keep them in the fridge. Now if you kept them in the pantry...

Damn! I just posted this! *sigh* Guess I'll go delete it...

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You could always play this =P

His favorite comic would be Watchmen.

"Or even better! Talk about how the networks should be a advertising that they are literally biased in-game, and sharing where to go if you are not cool with it."

"Maybe instead talk about this triple-simulcast was actually kinda cool."

They did already (weeks ago)

He seems like a corona and grenadine kinda guy as well

uuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhh. MLB titled this video "Can of corn for fan".

He has been in the news before

Eh. Drennan has a "meltdown" every other day.

If this doesn't get over 100 recommendations then I don't know what to believe in anymore.

Yes, I would also want people to feel bad for me that one of my friends (and they are friend, Karl is in on the joke) helped make me a millionaire.

If you think Per is useless you must not watch a lot of Arsenal games.

Nailed it on all accounts. The yinzer thing is definitely true, at least in C0lumbus. I went to a CBJ-Pens game and 60% of my section were pens fans, and most of the ones i talked to lived in Columbus. Also I know more stillers bars than Browns bars (I know of no Bengals bars).

Couldn't agree more. I remember growing up seeing Jordan and Bird in those silly McDonald's commercial. Even as a 10 year old I knew i didn't want to grow up to be like one of those burger peddling losers.

seriously, what bar has cribbage?