And they win because Cleveland cannot have nice things

If anyone knows anything about finishing a culture, it's Russia.

Nice try — I saw The Wizard of Oz!!1!1

Uh, there was an actual Supreme Court behind the tarp, wasn't there?

You're aware the Olympics start Friday, right?

Is culture ever really finished?

The Philly Art Museum had a tarp over one of its facades not too long ago, during renovations. The differences being there was a usable building behind it, and Philly wasn't three days away from opening ceremonies.

Mr Putin: tear down this tarp!

IT'S A TARP!

I don't really care about having to press a button. I think that's a pretty silly complaint. It takes a second to reach up to ensure you get your turn.

Nice to see someone getting ahead of the whole Doberhuahua problem.

Dude. Homeless people are a problem too but you don't see me giving them Popov vodka laced with Chinese dog food. Not that I don't do it, you just don't see me doing it.

Meanwhile, upstate in Tampa, the Bucs text about pus a lot.

You may be misunderstanding the type of "good" I'm assigning to this commercial

Since when did Iowa play in the SEC?

YEAST MODE!

That looks like the trailer for the last 128 Nicolas Cage movies.

What's amazing is how much better this is than many of the commercials that cost millions of dollars to produce (and millions more to air).