There are cameras everywhere. You'd be a convicted felon within 8 weeks.

You'd be arrested,prosecuted, and incarcerated for not returning the money.

Read the old testement, dipshit.

i'm perfectly for me with this.

or leaving the fucking seat down

I'd love to see a guy embarrass a woman masturbating by saying its gross. Just completely make her feel like shit for ever masturbating.

Oh, gross!

nobody gives a shit. It's like correcting people about the length of unicorn horns.

Yeah. It's always heartwarming when you see the religious NOT acting like their typical hypocrites selves.

Yea. What the world needs is more nonsense from middle-aged virgins.

Sorry, pal, but they can walk away whenever they want to.

Ireland is riddled with adults who, as children, were beaten and raped by priests.

You're mistaking apathy for ignorance. Nobody cares about your superheroes.

It's like describing the structure and function of the Millennium Falcon.

Start with the University of Virginia.

Not awful. Just terrible with probabilities.

Rape:

If they don't report it, how could there be statistics?

Yeah. He's a total failure.

Rather thaan is to defending, why don't you write about something else, and not bring it to our attention?