Her name is still spelled like she was born in a pickup truck.

Yeah. Hopefully your SO's. You're damaged goods.

He did you a favor.

She was younger.

Brag much, home wrecker?

Contrary to popular opinion, normal women have no trouble attracting normal men.

Yeah. Cross your fingers. That's how quality relationships are built.

only if you get him a kegerator

Great story. I was able to stay awake for it because I out a pot of coffee on.

She was sleeping with him at the time. Women.

Seems awfully detailed for a guy she should be getting over.

He cheated on her.

Grow a pair, Nancy.

Too bad. A little longer and he could have fixed her.

You'd bleed internally, to death.

Yeah. You sound like a winner.

"RELIGION IS BEAUTIFUL!!! IT GIVES PEOPLE MEANING AND COMFORT!! ARGLE BARGLE YARGHHHH!!!"

At least she'll have 72 virgins awaiting her in paradise.

I'm avoiding the west side of Chicago for MLK day.

Sure, if you cherry pick.