That's fantastic. May I borrow it?

Guys masturbate and think nothing of it.

You have to attempt murder on your child twice before CPS will take your kids; Just ask all the dead ones

Sorry, but what the hell is with the Coke assembly line animation in the background??! I couldn't foucs on a damm thing he was saying because I was apparently being marketed to by Coca-Cola. What with the carnival of brands behind his head? Could they not paper over the widows in the studio??

Yeah. As a 35 year old man, I concur. Hated and still hate that theme.

....and in other news, Jerry Sandusrky has been released early for good behavior. He'll be rejoining his charity in an administrative capacity...

I'really like to know why her ass- er, her face tast- umm, looks like.

thats show is an embarrassment to women.

Your choice has been removed from you when you have the wrong information.

He was cool with slavery. Read your fucking bible.

The number of male nannies is dismal.

How about a picture of marshmallows and feathers?

Lobster sucks.

What isn't right is that there are people dumb enough to do it.

Why are people stupid enough to do it?

Right. Because teenagers are known for their thoughtfulness and consideration. They often ponder choices exhaustively until coming to a tortuous decision. Especially popular males.

Forget MRA. Why is everything a fucking false dichotomy?

It's totally a myth that feminists have thin skin.

Who doesn't love televison focused on vagina?

Tabloid news is what sells.